the biggest goddamn turd
a planet shaped like a giant dog pile (poo) moves closer towards the earth - and is at least 3 x the size of the earth.
a gigantic poop is heading toward earth
meteor of poop hurtling to earth
A flying poop is going to destroy earth
shooting poo poo at the earth
loads of shit hurtling towards earth
A flaming pile of poop observes Earth from afar
A turd making a cosmic journey.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!