This is the Death note (............)

A very obvious death note.

A disturbingly adorable deathnote.

Lined notebook paper reads: YOU WILL DIE. Drawn so kawaii!

Japanese Death Threat comes true

Samurai tells other to commit seppuku

samurai telling other samurai to kill himself

A neckbeard on the interweb games is told to kill himself after winning a round on his computer

neckbeard tells winner to kill themself