Rock rolls into the wrong game. Millions die.
It was then, that Sonic reached his true existential crisis. He ran for an entire lifetime, but only to realize that he can't outrun death.
Death outruns Sonic.
sonic can't outrun death forever
Sonic can't run from death.
bakana! h-he's fast!
A confused burglar is about to get stabbed
An upstanding afro american man yells NANI!?! as a giant pair of racist NYPD scissors come to claim his innocent life
weeaboo superman runs with scissors
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!
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