After /v/ researched for ages. Here it is: THE UNVIRGINIFIRE

/v/ scientists have developed a de-virginizing raygun.

Scientists at the /v/ Laboratory are perplexed by a floating used condom

Anon is thinking about that pokemon

Anon thinks about how he could fuck klefki

A meme man sitting on a bench looking at a strange keyring (the keyring has a kawaii face) in amazement

3-armed Spongebob, who was hiding under the bench, places a small child on Pepe's lap. He is a father now.

Three-armed Spongebob loves his deceased wife's son, but he must give him away. Fortunately, his friend, Pepe, has an open lap (and heart).

Sponge bob talks to pepe about getting his wife's son adopted.