hat!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A smiling hat
The Mad Hatter's hat is alive
Beat the magical fuckin' hat, pals!
A magic wizard hat that turns you gay when you put it on.
The sorting hat of sexual preference
that talking hat from Harry Potter is calling you gay
The Sorting hat helping out with your sexuality, now you don't have to wonder
The sorting hat of sexual preference
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!