A derpy dog
a cross-eyed dog with a curled-up tail
A drunken mouse stumbles out of his abode
That rat partied really, REALLY hard last night!
Ratatouille becomes an alcoholic.
saucepan tries to drink away insomnia
an insomniac egg can't take it anymore
depressed egg committing suicide by his bed
Cracking an egg to put on a sizzling pan
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!