That's my wife.

that's her, right over there!

robbers saying "that sher our thr!:

Two criminals speaking unintelligibly.

blue dog... i just... i just dont know how i feel right now... i mean i love you so much but im with red dog and youre just not as hot...

Wet Tree Frog Bestiality

"nope" in a million different colors. One. Million.

Pink screen of death.

Completely purple background with a big angry face in the middle, no head.