fashionable gangster
blind mofo
Mr. MoeFaux cannot see
Oh no! The furry can't see! It's probably because of all the sparkles in his eyes.
Fantastic Mr. Fox is pepper-sprayed for raiding the chicken coop
An orange cat pepper-spraying itself in the eyes and saying, "Oh God!"
Cat gets eye-cancer from excessive laser pointer use.
a unicorn saying "that point gave me cancer"
horsefaggot
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!