DIRK, JAKE NEEDS YOU NOW FOR HOT YAOIS. HELP HIM!

someone saying they don't even read homestuck

Little Johnny wonders what Homestuck is. Poor little Johnny...

Man wonders whether he should start a new trend of wearing candy corn as horns.

Man wears candy corn on head like ears. Not so sure about it.

Impressively-nosed llama ponders possibility that he is secretly human/has second eye hiding somewhere

A wolf raised by humans has some serious daddy issues

A feline with daddy issues. (Perhaps the artist meant a stripper or camwhore)

Father has a raging boner for his cat offspring.

How rude!

Angry unibrow man bitch slaps man with incomplete head.

man slaps a misfigured man