A bird went batshit insane.

FAAAALLLLCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOONNNNNN KICK!

An ironically completely un-epic drawing.

Reality has split in half by a large black pole thanks to some scientist who thought he could microwave a printer

peter griffin watching the microwave

Peter from "Family Guy" watching television

peter from family guy

Family guy with balls for a chin.

Happy thief is happy

A doctor climbing the biggest mountain in the world, he use his hand to climb

Gregor Samsa from Japan.

Japan!

she is on her period

Bloody hell.

Bloody Hell

Satan goes home after a hard day at work.

a red cat coming home from a long day at the office!

red cat enters his house and discovers a giant disembodied ear

a sad cat looks at an ugly coat that has a piercing

the cat that conqured Canada!

Canadians bow to general meow

cat with a monocle being worshiped by canadians

Oh, it's Canuckistan again. I'm sick of that. Draw your first stuffed animal if you like.

Sad batracian is confused

a puzzled frog.

A green whale-turtle asking questions

green ninja whale

A green whale has disguised itself as a ninja, and is hoping to pass by unnoticed.

Giant blue masked nose whale towers over tiny stick people

THE BLUE MONSTER IT IS GOING TO FUCKIHNG EAT US RUN CHILDREN OT THE HILLS

Monster tidal wave engulfs black man.

crazy face is next to a massive blue sausage

A person watching gay porn at work.

A boy is remembering a traumatic incident when a man raped his mom

A guy thinks about his mom getting raped/how he was concieved

A man wishes to screw someone.

A guy who hasn't slept in days insists on fixing things with his red drill.

Guy drills into his friend's wall, claims to be "fixing" something.

a man thinks he is fixing a building by shooting it with a handgun

An alien with a blue stripe across his face is obsessed with calibrations.

Garrus is calibrating dat ass

I think it's a Mass Effect guy. He's shooting a green lazer beam from his eye.

Chackie Chain gets beard and uses green lasers