nepeta can't make her breasts stop growing as they get nearly as big as her body

oh, mkay.

I'm okay

Someone with an ax through the top of their head that's nice

A zombie simply refuses to give a shit about the axe lodged in its head.

The axe in your head (Which would look like a lollipop in your mouth to the Pyro...)

another homestuck figure

Karkat saying "I should be asleep right now."

Someone with grey skin, black hair+attire, orange eyes, and fangs (kind of like a HS troll but with no horns) thinks they should be asleep.