elf with far too much luggage
Zelda mad at the virgin islands for running out of virgins
Link is upset that the Virgin Islands, contrary to its name, actually contains no virgins!
link goes to the virgin islands hoping for virgins, but a mysterious voice tells him that there are no virgins there. he is disappointed.
there are no more virgins in the land of zelda
A triforce.
weird looking tree
A really happy dancing tree
That fucking pokemon that knocks you clear off the stage for no fucking reason oh my god I hate it so much.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!