Max Payne enjoying a piece of cake in bullet time.
A man kills himself with a gun and a...sandwich? I think. there's probably a reference I'nn not getting, sorry ;_;
A man kills himself after realising the cafeteria forgot the mayo on his sandwich, AGAIN.
A man removes his beard before hanging himself, because a man with a beard can't be killed.
A bearded lady is shaved and having no more livelihood, hangs herself.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!