Your boss is a Xenomorph ('Alien', for you who doesn't know), and he's firing you!
A caterpillar.
a cute caterpillar loves cheese
I can't read this so xylophone.
Xylophone
Rainbow xylophone with blue mallet
A rainbow umbrella holding a soup ladle.
Umbrella head with a ladle of 'C4NDY R3D BLOOD' >:D.
A person doesn't read Homestuck.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!