When life gives you lemons? Don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons!
When life gives you lemons you give them back.
Portal jokes
The cake is a lie
Someone just sucked a shoe.
two guys find out they both just sucked the same hand
two guys high-fiving after getting laid in a 3-some
brofist
knuckle touch!
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!