detty crocker got a new representative a magical goddess of some sort
Betty Crocker causes arson.
a traffic cone breaks a man's back
A traffic cone wears sunglasses, makes a pun and is covered in blood with a knife next to it. Next to the cone lies a (naked?) corpse.
A traffic cone just stabbed someone, then it put on sunglasses and said "Well, he yielded... to my KNIFE"
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!