a hat made of the finest snakes.

attention whore

Over 20lbs of pussy and ass!

over 20 pounds of pussy and ass

20 lbs of 'Push' and 'Ass'

a box that has something written on it but no one seems to understand what it is.

box has existential crisis

holy toast

ugly toast

sick pottatoe

A poor, sick slug has a high fever.

Brain Slug from planet Nebulon!

Some nigga tree trying to seduce some my little pony faggot character.

Some ponies just want to be trees.

Fluttershy wants to be a tree.

happy corpse

An extremely anatomically incorrect man lies peacefully beneath the ground. God rest his soul.

Underground sex

A young troll named Eridan

i cant fucking read that orange shit

i dont understand. Crblv

dumb drawing, sorry

A failure at exams as the guy is good at practical subjects

Captain Jack Sparrow can't get through the wall to get to the rum that Pinnochio stole!

Pinnochio stole the rum! And Jack Sparrow is on the other side of the wall

jimmy hendrix is worried about pinoccio's alcoholism. Think about the kids!

Pinocchio

a jew finds his nose for the first time

Oh noes!!

Watery eyes and gaping mouth

Dunno what he's smiling about, the guy needs to brush his damn teeth.

Retarded looking guy with messed up teeth that would make a British man hang his head in shame.

A male rock who recently got a sex change. The sex change operation didn't go so well, so now he/she has really saggy boobs.

Naked chick with droopy boobs and a messed up eye. Nice hair, though.

blue hair and boobs

Some flying boobs with ble

winged boobs

Pair of boobs with wings

a pair of breast, with pink nipples, have developed angel wings.

Angel boobwings.

someone didn't get it. let's try a man mooning a train

man showing his abnormally large penis and balls to a passing train?

a man got hit by a train

The pain train.

Thomas the train engine is happy about crushing people.

giant misshapen evilface train speeds toward man crying for help

Well, SOMETHING is going on here. but i don't know what.

Flukeworm fights. I wonder how you know which one to bet on?

Arrow pointing to a doodle or die logo calling it a dumb whore

TOO MANY LIMES

anime ho

Cat on a stick

A king excited about puppies, holding a ball of string

Sheamus playing with a blue puppy

a missionary saving a dog

Flasher tries to shock Jesus. Dog is glad he's not The Messiah.

The incredible bolt proclaims "Stop Jesus!"

Jesus=Sasuage

And on the third day, Jesus decided to get a hot dog. He was never seen again.

Bad ass christ feeding the people with hotdogs

jesus easting something

hobo enjoys sandwich from garbage

a man fondling a stinky boulder

A man making gay love to a pile of shit.

pacman getting a blowjob from a shark

Dolphin V. Pacman