I wish I had a tablet.

a bundle of twigs wearing a colorful trucker cap

showerhead spewing gravy

My duck drinks gravy from the gods.

gravy, not poop, is rushing into a duck who lost his father at a young age and life is hard without a father figure.

A duck misses his father

William DaFoe.

meatwad

A hotdog with T on it says TAKE

Everyone needs a hotdog

Who needs a hot dog? 1 x infinity!

Eating infinite hotdogs

A guy eating hotdogs from an unlimited hot dog machine.

Weiner machine shoots hotdogs into Gabe Newell's mouth

gabe newell buys a wiener 3000 that shoots hotdogs right in to his fat face

Jesus receiving food from a portal gun.

RULE BRITANNIA! RULE THE WAVES! BRITONS SHALL NEVER BE SLAVES!