Paula Deen
a old guy that speaks chinese
An old guy with something on his eyes. Maybe it means something, but it's probably better if it's nothing, to be politically correct.
An old man cries cheetos
A boy asks his grandpa why he cries cheetos. Grandpa replies "Men my age don't have a need for something as insignificant as tears.
wow, you have a very detailed forehead
Uh... an angry upside down man who has no chin.
It's a Hat
a fish calls a hat a hat
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!