The sun attempted to adhere to all the appropriate standards of etiquette despite the igloo's continuing lack of engagement.

Angered at the igloo for ignoring it, the sun increases it thermal output and tries to melt the tundra.

An Igloo just doesn't want to be friends with the sun. Butt-hurt sun tries to melt him to take revenge.

The sun melted a poor man's igloo. What an asshole! Someone's got to teach him a lesson!

Upon being struck, the moon spit out his marshmallow, and was decided he would never fuck with America ever again.

the white diamond hit the president in the eye

After the man got his head heavily injured by the stone, he looked around to find that it was thrown by Christopher Robin, the Dark Lord.

Christopher Robin's victim finally works up the courage to defend himself against his abuser

When calling the police, The teddy fortunately called the wrong number. The man who beated on almost to his death just watched.