Faced with the clear and present threat posed by the goldfish, the captain of the submarine Kurks decided to use all weapons at his disposal

Nuclear submarine KURKS attacks a normal-looking fish with a nuclear missile. However, apparently, it's no ordinary fish.

Captain Ahab, now the commander of a Russian nuclear submarine, nukes the shit out of ol' Moby House.

Moby Hand mutates into a horrible monster after saving the world peace by munching a nuclear torpedo.

The cartoonish bread was tired of being called a freak. It attacked you, the viewer!

The toast continues to angrily bite itself until he is no more.

The hamburger patty and glass of orange juice had turned the tables, and eaten their humans.

Once the Hamburger and OJ monsters tasted human flesh, there was only one crime fighting group that the FDA could trust to save the world...

The Hamburglar and a black man fight crime and the forces of evil!