First there was nothing. Which exploded.
Universe exploding
total shit
A steamy turd winning an academy award.
An excited terd, holding the guy from Grow Island. OnO
shit setting a trap for rein deers?
A gigantic turd on the ground that came out of my friend Alphonso's ass!
God damn it, Alphonso, don't shit on the carpet! I don't have any Scotchgard!
Penile dysfunction
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!