John Boehner's Tanning bed
A dildo on John Boehnets morning bed
a man sobs silently to himself after another night of depressing sex with his penis
a man weeps after a dissappointing sexual encounter with hairdryer
A man has used a hairdryer to dry his pubic hair. Unfortunately, he set the heat too high and as a result, his crotch is on fire.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!