A flood. Now the house is underwater and dolphins are raiding your fridge!
Gay sex?
stick men having sex doggystyle
Bad pr0n
A water bottle named George shouts "WHAT AM I?!" at a mirror.
bottle having an identity crisis because it can't read it's own label.
An alcoholic wine bottle has an existential crisis.
wine, whining about the fact that all it's good at is getting people drunk
A bottle of rum feels terrible for ditching Captain Jack
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!