Brain fart

A stinky green fog emitting from a gash in the head of a Steroidoil body builder, wearing tight blue half shirt and brown shorts. (No legs)

A man infected by a mutant plant virus. Vines are growing out of his head and he's bleeding. He is very muscular. sadly, he lost his legs

When Hugo's body was finally retrieved from the boiling Kool Aid, it was discovered that he was secretly hiding bean sprouts in his skull.

I fell down and hit my head, it hurt so much that now i'm dead. My brain fell out to my dred. Now a lie in a pool of steaming red.

"Oops, I think I'm gonna fall! Pillow, protect my head!" And then the pillow stopped existing and the poor man broke his skull and died.

blood-letting based neuroscience is not ethical

a barber performing brain surgery

Ambergris is a waxy substance made in whale intestines, mhmm. It's used to make... ladies' perfume...and various other cosmetics ...