i will kiss a giraffe call my doctor to burn the tree in my room and turn into an eggxegutor and roll into the sunset

step 1: kiss a giraffe; step 2: burn it; step 3: you turn into an Alolan Exeggutor; step 4: you have a seisure while watching the sunset

A man falls in love with a giraffe. The giraffe instantaneously combusts. The man grows a very large neck. The man dies of cold.

A male giraffe and a male umbilical cord have to get a civil union because homosexual marriage is illegal in their state.

Snake sits on a mailbox and is in love with a giraffe with big lips.

Giraffe is being VERY gay with a snake on his mail box, the anime sun is getting his rocks off watching.

Furries just need to fucking die

Oh no! Your waifu bird is being roasted by fire

tsundere twitter burns while stick man watches in terror