A piece of poo with a lollipop
A well cooked sausage is holding up traffic.
A giant emo hotdog blocks the road.
GODDAMNIT! He's just trying to drive, and this freaking emo hot dog is in the road again.
A dawg chillin' in the road. A car driving toward him.
a dog bigger than the road is near to a really little yellow car in the midle of a blank road
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!