Fat man farting
his ass says poot
A sentient asscrack with apendages smiling and saying "Poot".
Deep vein thrombosis
main vein
A man melts on his bed. He was just too tired.
Too drunk to get under the sheets
Black man to drunk to sleep
A nigger throwing a bed because he is displeased in the highest.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!