dirk is sad

dirk's decapitated head sheds a tear

dead head dirk

cool drawing of Dirk with his head in the sendificator

(Very well drawn!) Dirk putting his head in the sendificator.

Dirk with a box for a head. It's, erm... "very well drawn!"

dirk's plan to chop his own head off didn't go as smoothly as planned

Dirk has more than a flesh wound on his neck, but he utters nothing more than a hardly audible (well... in this case, legible) "ow"

dirk decapitated himself for the vine