A bible being soaked in the tears of a pastor
The priest cried too much on his bible
The pope weeps over the pages of Twilight exclaiming, "Everytime I read it is even more beautiful"
a retard receives the perfect gift
Little Timmy finally found a pet that won't die on him.
EEEEEK
My keyboard has five E keys and one K key. It's kind of useless.
Dude explaining about how his gamboy-tv went into the trash.
A man is pissed off at this friend, because he attached his HDTV to his GameBoy Color without permission.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!