Alas the time had finally come. It was opening night for the playwright's newest production, Arson: The Musical.

Classy man burns down the local grocery store, with but a single candle

"Wow!" thought the monocled, mustached man. "I'd be a total shoe in for this aronist job!"

The Hobo cried for the rest of the night, until he realized the meaning of life.

The pale man finally realizes the consequences of his past deeds. He exits his cardboard box and emerges a new man seeking retribution.

The pink haired fellow then sought a way to atone for his sins, ultimately going on a quest to track down the missing homeless man.

wanted poster. pink girl lookin miiiiggghty supsicious

After testing the photo on a test cover of Wante magazine, they told the model she wasn't what they were looking for. She became a blogger.

The police investigators wondered why the melted man would carve "Why I typ on chese" into the monitor of a cheese statue of a computer.