A person of undetermined gender with gray hair and an eyepatch

A depressed genderless anime person wearing a tie looks at you reproachfully and sternly. (It gets creepy after about 20 seconds)

A dude judging you

What is wrong with you people?!

a guy thinking about his crush

Try as he might, Stephen cannot shake the memory of Brody's hideously large, yet charmingly pink, erection.

Harry Potter looking at a shoe

Harry potter looking at a heel

Harry Potter buying heels on sale