Elvis is defusing a bomb strapped to a helpless turtle.

someone disarming a bomb on a turtle

a man with scissors stands atop a stool whilst a sad turtle walks away. strapped on the turtles back is a time bomb

A sadistic stickman holding two pairs of scissors atop a stool watches a crying turtle with a firecracker duct-taped to his shell.

terrorist turtle tries to detonate an I.E.D. in the name of turtle god franklin

Terry the Turtle was having a difficult time adjusting to his religious conversion. He Did however still love Ben Franklin.

man fawns over obese ninja

A man in awe of a fat ninja