Vishnu offering you a choice between Steam's Achievement system or DRM free GOG.

Genie asks whether you want "steam's achievement system" or "DRM free GOG"

Some smug ass genie holding Steam in one hand and gog.com in the other.

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A used napkin cleverly persuaded to rig itself with twenty five kilograms of composite four in order to assassinate an aging chipmunk

A giant nose befriends a nose and they start a business in which they sell mutant condoms built for dinosaurs

Trojan co. considers products designed for large reptiles

Trojan ecstasy condom for crocodiles