clutching my pearls

Sponge bath!

A sponge in water with bubbles around it

Square pants!

Painting of crossiant with two pills.

What a lovely oil painting of The Matrix!

MATRIX

FUCKING MATRIX HELL YEAH!

I.. I need a towel

A man plays with his nipples in the shower

Narple!

A naked he-man attempts to deflect an incoming arrow that's headed straight for his nipple.

muscular blonde nudist being shot by an arrow

Spongebob thinks he's pretty, but he has been leaving a trail of poop this whole time.

songebob saying HALT!

A judge in a powdered wig commands probably an alien or some shit to cease motion.