my dog is talking on his cell phone during dinner

look at my horse, my horse is amazing

a happy horse that is waving a hoof

pinky pie stares at her bloody hoofs as she says "pinky pie is best pony" over and over

little pirate boy is not a brony

Pirates are too manly for My Little Pony.

A stick figure pirate tells a unicorn "Aw' To Manly for you fillies"

a pirate claims he is too manly for unicorns

pirate is upset with a pink unicorn

pirate Disregards pink unicorn and makes it sad

A pirate tells a weeping pink unicorn to talk to the hand. (FYI, "weeping pink unicorn" is NOT a euphemism for penis.)

An insect alien with a brain for a face and a crab claw for a mouth. He also seems to have a snout.

Some crazy-ass genetic disaster.