Ronald McDonald is your magical friend.

You want fries?

Mystery fries

mcdonald's fries are a sunglasse'd mystery

McDonald fries are so cool, they started wearing awesome sunglasses.

McDonalds fries. Deal with it.

mac fries

French fries wearing a Scottish kilt.

If spongebob was french fries.

Freddie The French fry guy is happy with the fit of his new brown shorts.

Yellow alien without arms and a weird necklace says "NOT BAD"

not bad says spang blob round face

Not a bad circle. Not a bad circle at all.

an okay idiot finger doing anything with a 0

The Chicken-Egg Problem

A really lame joke.

a chicken attempting to cross the road but why!? because it is being chased by the great god Imhotep

monkey gets shot in the forehead with a saucepan