Guy masturbates but to his horror instead of ejaculating thousands of tiny sperms he cums one big one and must kill it before it kills him.

Say whaaaaaaat?

A man who loves wheat and loves people who says it.

New cereal mascot can hardly contain his unreasonable boner for corn-based cereal.

Tiger with a boner?

i wont

Letter 'X' with colourful polka dots in the middle of it.

unicorns having wild sex with underage children in uniforms

Unicorn foursome.