A tesseract.
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a green pretzel
A man whose afterlife is eating an infinite amount of Chinese food, never getting any closer to the fortune cookie or the bill.
The gentleman situated at the opposite end of a long table declares his negative response to an implied, earlier statement
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A woman rips out his eyes that turn into dinner plates and then does the LOL face
An evil magician transformed a man's eye into a plate
A wizard using powers to make someone poop from their blue eyes
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!