A realistic salad.

Guy is hesitant to eat the lettuce

Deformed boy cries because he doesn't want to eat lettuce

Skull doesn't want lettuce for dinner

The skull is sad due to the absence of lettuce.

some fuck died because he didnt get his lettuce.

The tombstone of a man who dies because the paramedics weren't able to get him his lettuce on time.

A dead person thinking about his death

Man finds death provides no relief from his boredom.

Poor blinky, all of his friends are now floating eyes.