ಠ_ಠ Offencive shit
crack pipe?
A cracked pipe, get it?
A very nice glistering crystal on a stick which is broken in two places. I bet it'd make a nice 'bling' sound.
a diamond-snake
The arctic ice boa snake
A fancy snake with a pink scarf and mascara
Vanilla Ice's pet snake
trouser snake
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!