Jesus riding a turtle to an orphanage to choose a child to join the navy seals
A renegade on a giant turtle beckons Billy the School Boy to join him on his quest to save America.
pirates doing god's work
The laziest pirates ever
Typical pirate choosing not to buy things because he'd rather spend his time discussing his sexual preferences (which is men) . What a fag
/v/ downloading gay porn from the pirate bay
The homosexual who hates videogames. Now I have no problem with the gay part but for hating games he must die! Man up bitch, do it Kill him!
The new drink
A new brand of soda (in a pink can) informs a can of Coca-Cola and a can of orange juice that he's new. The 2 other cans are sad about this.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!