Why Link cant talk
Link has had duck tape put over his mouth.
Link has been kidnapped, his mouth has been duct-taped, and his hands cut off.
a gnome. he is wearing green and his hands have been cut off.
jesus christ get an ambulance santa is dying
Santa died and the ambulance saving him is being driven by jesus
Jesus ran over Santa in an ambulance.
A woman accidentally runs over Santa Claus
A bride drives over sandy claws.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!