Santa stole my jetpack!
instead of coal Santa now gives naughty children jetpacks and then steals them back later to teach them a lesson.
Santa should know better about age appropriate toys
Cue Ball from Pokémon giving Santa Claus a Handjob and suggesting he will not be getting a hat for Christmas because he has been naughty.
Santa Claus is being raped
I love brown spaghetti!
A heart with "Brown Spagh etti" written on it in brown.
Moist white conservatist women using cucumber to masterbate
Woman defends herself from the enclosing green slime with a pickle.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!