A mobile phone with time-travel capability

Time travelling phone

Time traveling telephone booth

DOCTOR WHO OR SOME SHIT I DUNNO I AINT BRITISH

a blue fish with arms and legs and some nice sunglasses

blue fish with muscles runs away. His orange lips are pouty and seductive.

A fish in the middle of the empty ocean

gold fish whos bowl was broken be and will grow legs and get back to his family where he mates with goldfish and dies of brain cancer

Neckbeard imagines his fish turning into a trap.

Fish fellatio

Got fishes on my dick

A man smiles as goldfish leap over his head.

nemo leaps over blissfully ignorant guy

fish jumping over oblivious man

Jesus running from a fish. The fish is angry because jesus is teaching people to catch him, also turning his water into shitty wine

Oh no! Jesus poisoned the fish by turning all the water into wine!

Jesus was a neckbeard

kimbo slice the black streetfighter

Buster sword, circa 3700 B.C.

Yabba Dabba VII