Pinnochio finds a portal gun.
Portal mindfuck
Orange Portal
Fucking railroads, how do they work?
Jared from Subway has these.
grampa's pants
His belt is on too tight.
The armless man looks down to see his enormous finger and is only met by the disappointing revelation that he cannot masturbate.
No arms, no fapping.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!