Just draw a circle. There's no way anyone could screw this up.
a very sad triangle in a big box
Sad triangle encased in a monochrome box of his own failure
Unhappy red triangle is sad because he is forever ensnared in a red sign. Clearly he'll never drive faster than 30 miles per hour.
30 mph you ass face!
Snail brags to another that it can run 30mph.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!