santa claus

Fat Santa

Red man with a shirt that says "fail"

the personification of fail

"UR MOM" said the 12.9 year old

Once upon a time two people fornicated without proper protection and now they have a kid they don't want.

why is a guy pregnant

pregnant guy

a pregnant girl wonders how she forgot to use protection (its cool tho you can put the child upfor adoption if you're not ready. real talk.)