Your dreamjob, taken by your idol.

Even after his assassination, Gandhi is still taking jobs from hard working Americans

apparently american books say fuck you to gandhi who apparently likes an anti steve jobs book

Derpy guy is bashing on his keys because something is apparently funny.... it wasnt.

nosferatu finally finds his keys.

The Count is looking for the key to your heart (apparently the heart has something to do with blood flow or something, i dunno)

Dracula Elvis's mom expensive high-class blood in a special cupboard. He longed to have a taste of the good stuff. If he only had the key...

Vampire Johnny Bravo ponders breaking into his Mama's blood stash. But he lacks the key.

Johnny Bravo is going to break open that safe with his comb in a very stylish way. So that was his real job, he hid it very well!