You are the frying pan, and the frying pan is you.
Frying pan wonders about the status of it's pork strips.
A frying pan smiles and says "haha what the fuck" while frying bacon
I pledge allegiance to comedy. Hahahahahahaha. ha ha. I also pledge my undying alliance to the patron saint of comedy: Garfield.
Someone with no soul
I forgot my soul on the bus.
Anorexic bitch spray canning a stopsign and getting the obese lady run over by a twinkie.
Stop the tick before it gets to the lasso
A doodle bug gets ready to kill himself, but someone's about to do it for him.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!
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